EINE APFEL TURNOVER mit josef und ërik

ALL ALONE BUT NEVER ALONE

2009-08-17T16:39:00.003+02:00

Zer iz like really nudzing zat can be done to zis picture to make it better.

Caught beeting red handed!

2009-07-21T00:13:00.007+02:00

HEJ hej ovarybudiez! ish hoep sat ze schummer iz like schuper schveaty und zat vile peoplez ar reading zis ze hav like no pantz on vatsoeva!!! haha ja rightz!!! i hav like no tan linez becauze mineselve und all ze fraulinez und hanzez en ze southcentralen neva eva ver uny zing otha zan jean cutoffinz!!! ze are like scho hip right nowz!!!! vell lezbe gettin down mit ze buizniz!!! right!!!! haha vel i have like zee graaaaetezt motor jamz for ze schumer frum zee eva bloody beatrootz!!!! vroom vroom boom!!! GRAAAAEEET hav ze funz und enjoizat!!!!

bloody beetroots - mac mac

bloody beetroots - dimmakmmunication

crookers (bloody beetroots remix) - purple lens game

und hur iz ein awzome colaburazation mit ze COOL KIDZ!!!

Bloody beetroots featuring the cool kids - awesome

LEO nevilo GET DOWN!

2009-07-03T18:19:00.004+02:00

SO originally i came across mysteriosoMAN LEO NEVILO, vhen i copped his M.A.G.I.C. toss....already a fav from svensky boiBAND the sound of arrows, zhis toss def became min favorit, EASYpeasy!! JA JA SooooO DREAMY!!

ANYhoo, LEO has eine cool/HARD electro boomZOOM feel zhat he be bringinz on ze daily. PEEP hiz many a hip-hop beatTREATtossz!!

SO grab ze HANZES und frauFRAUz und bring zhat bangBANG heat mit zhis LEO nevilo MAGICtoss!!! WOW WOW!! BOOM!

the sound of arrows - M.A.G.I.C. (LEO NEVILO toss)

luving u'z

från ze land av MIDnacht SOLEN!!

THE QUEEN IST RESURRECTED!! sort of.....

2009-07-03T01:21:00.004+02:00

SO i vass a crying little baby in mein bed 4eva, vhen one of my absolut fav sexySEX SVENSK electropop/art groups, ZEIGEIST, broke upp a little while ago!! :'( fur reeealzy zhey vere A/MAZING!

BUT az zhe beautiful queen vvas laid 2 rest zhere soon be appeared eine shining glimmering pearl in da distance!! JA JA zhis is trueTRUE!

PEARL fiction vas recently launched as ze oh so beautiful solo project from ze musikk mastermind behind ze original zeigeist flav, PEARL!! EVEN zho i had eine HUGE crushy on Princess und i vass schmelty pantz vhen i met her! I vill have to admit how happy i am zhat PEARL FICTION is in full shwing! BOOM BOOM

SO get downz to zhis hot single! spread ze verd und HOP on ze PEARL FICTION train, cuz i be already derr und vaittting!! WOW OW OW PEOW!!!

PEARL FICTION - insomnia

I ALREADY BE luvvy dis!

SICKNESS wit da TOSSYtoss!! HEATmakR 101!! PEOW

2009-07-02T00:27:00.004+02:00

ERNOLD SANE makey me so so hottyHOT! NO?!?
PLAY zhis here LUVtoss at any BOOMboom/SOIRéE/fest/FIESTA/сторона/Partei/聚会 und be telling me zhis not makey everyBODY's-body wettySWEATY in ze pantyPANTZ?? JA JA JA!!!
MAJORlazer/ERNOLD SANE at ze bestBEST!! WOW WOW WOW PEOW peoW!!

MAJOR LAZER- pon de floor (ERNOLD/SANEtoss)

get downzy to ze sexiest mix you'll prolly hear of zhis beatTREAT 4evz!!

PUSS PUSS från sthlm

JUST in KASE u HAVE not SEEN!!

2009-06-30T17:25:00.002+02:00

STHLM sommarLIVING 2k9!! WOW WOW

2009-06-27T20:50:00.002+02:00

YO YO...

JAsÅ! I've been kicking zhis funkyFUNK lifeSTYLE in stockholmo now for like eine veek or sometingz ALREADY!! BONbon!!!

I've hit upp SOME FINE danceSPOTZ from STHLM's finest heatMAKR'z und zhese beatTREATs just keep kicking!

BUT... IVE a HAD a must-post for SOMETIMEZ NU!! WHO ever thoughtz zhat maybe JUST maybe ze next bounceBOUNCE kapital of danceVVORLD be UKRAINE?!? VHAT vhat?!

JA JA, zhey is so true... mein favorit DANCE GANGbangz be hailing from a duo featured on many bloggenz..theyz called HOT NOIZES! ZEY just popped eine NOUVEAU EP called yellow way und ze teaser has been floating around for free for SOMEtime nu! IMMA zhrow zhis badpojken UPP und mayB u be telling me howz U FEEL!?

ZHE first teasyTEASER on ze trax is called yellow vvay också und iz mein ULTIMO bounceBOUNCE!! ALSO zhey produced zee only passion PIT remix i konsider mildly tolerable... i feel ze azianFLAVz no??

GET DOWNZZZZzy und MAYb i be seeing u'z round ze stochholm0 areaz?!?

hot noizes - yellow way EP TEASYtease

passion pit- sleepyhead( hot noizes BOUNCE'd)

BACK in STOCKHOLMoTOWN!! JA JA!!

2009-06-18T18:53:00.002+02:00

BACK en STHLM-TOWN

A NEW ERA 4 APFELturnoverzzz

soo soo much more TO FOLLOWz!!!

get downzy on zhese tres classiques beatTREATZz!!! BOOM boom boomz

energy 52- cafe del mar(OUTofOFFICEtoss)

IM FEELIN' ZHIS, no?!?

2009-06-02T09:03:00.004+02:00

TURNED ON (hot!) to hamburg project (ja!), lovebirds, a few days ago by ze addicts foolz from stockholmtown.. I've been feeling zheir throwback soulful house funkflava!!

CHECK out ze myspace dancespotz if zhey be tickling (2xJA!!) your fanceez und making U vvant to boom!! ZHESE new beatTREATZ vill have eine lil somethingz somethingz for everyvun no???! BRING ze old mit ze NEW!! WOWOW letz bang to zhis crayCRAYHOT lovebird sound!!

DANCEYdance zhis TOSS out to BOOMzoomTOWN all nacht!!! JA JA!!

milton jackson - crash(lovebirdsTOSS)

MIIKE SNOW EVERYVVHERE!!!

2009-06-01T07:56:00.003+02:00

ZHESE GUYS IS EVERYVHERE!!

NOT really feeling ze DANCEdance from ze crookerz luvTOSS... but creative nonezeless.. SO I BE POSTING mein 2 fav SEXitosses zus far on zhis svensk+americaine team hotSPOT!!! oh so BOOMboom ja ja!!!

catch miike snow on ze U>S tour zhey be hittng upp zhis sommar2k9!!!

punks jump upp doing zhey boomboomthang!!

animal - miike snow(punksJUMPupTOSS)

tree fingers bringin some pureELECTRO flava!!!

animal - miike snow(treefingersTOSSing)

SOMMAR2k9!!! aka BOOTYbounce2k9

2009-05-31T05:05:00.003+02:00

SO ze final veek in OBERLICHTENAU vas crayCRAY as expected!! WOW OW!!

Now imz just getting ready for mein stockholmo experience of sommar2k9!! BOOMboom! BUT not forgettingz ze vild danceDANCE zhat totally vent down in oberlichtenau last veek!! JOSEF had eine few good DJsetz und ze heat vas mos def brought!!

BUT now i be getting ready to kick it NYC stylez until i bring ze sexiSEX to stockholmtown. I can't vait for ze ultimo bootyBOUNCE of ze year!! WOW WOW...

hear are some tuneyz zhat have been zooming in mein streudleNOODLE for ze past few dayz!!

DEF an older jam but my fav from seamus HAJI... yum yum good!!JA JA!!

roisin murphy - overpowered(seamusHAJItoss)

FANTISK mit ze empire of the sun toss from young aussi hottyHOT SHAZAM!! PERFECT!!

empire of the sun - we are the people(SHAZAMtoss)

toodlz for now!!

!!!!2 MANY boomz 2 HANDle!!!

2009-05-17T17:31:00.004+02:00

WOW WOW wow wow!!! SO as zthings en oberlichtenau are VVINDING down some might be sayingz zhat ze BOOMboom iz HEATING UPP!! JA JA JA PEOWW!! GETTING ready for a WILD cray CRAY VVEEK here of celebration!! IM sure vill be bringzin ze heat to some hottyHOT dance spotz 2, keeping ze babiez uppschteit und yearning for MORE BURNING!!

ZHERE has been eine HUGE inCUMing av beatTREATZ!! MYself, ERIK, DJ OfAce(who CAME back last nacht!!) und ze crew have been GANGing 2 ze BANGing PEOW PEOW!!! 2 MANY 2 COUNT!! SO LETZ START mit some of mein ultimo FAV beatTREATZzz az of LATE:

KRIS MENACE doing his bangTHANG... me lovey me lovey

royksopp-the girl and the robot ft. robyn (krisMENACEfirstTOSS)

ULTIMO josef und erik svenksy favy favy BOEOES mit eine SICK remixy by rockwell un i sancho!!

boeoes kaelstigen- marsa (roqwell&i sancho LETS HAVE IT toss)(RUFF)

2 MANY GAGA boomz for mein OWN GOOD!!! också SNOWCONE is way sexySEX right nowz!!!

lady gaga- pokerface(LAZRtagTOSS)

lady gaga- just dance (snowconeTOSS)

MEIN MEGAjam 4eva!!! ZHIS song has been killing und NEVER getz old. IVE nevrr heard BRObro like zhis be4... 4 realz!!

buraka som sistema- aqui para voces (BROdinskiTOSS)

TOOOOOOOOODLzzzzz

CALDER trax JA!!!

2009-05-14T01:08:00.004+02:00

SO SO..I've been cuming across some really sick new beatTREATZ!! I'll def be filling upp some nouveau poshtingzz asap!! PEOW PEOW!!!

JUST got zhis HOT vun sent to us from our good friend CALDER, itz his newNEW hottyHOT toss of namie amuro hit VVHAT eine FEELING!! BOOM BOOM

namie amuro- what a feelin'(CALDERtoss)

ITZ eine great glitchy danceDANCE jam zhat many fanz of ze original hit can get downzy to!!

check out ze sexySEX original vid vhile getting CRAYcray to ze calder jamzy!!! WOW WOW LETS BANG IT OUT!!!!! JA JA JA

JA AVNAR JA!!!

2009-05-12T03:21:00.001+02:00

NU fromz SWEDEN!!!!

TOMORROW!!! JA JA JA!!

2009-05-06T19:46:00.001+02:00

OBERLICHTENAU art/dance get down!!! BOOM BOOM!! SEE u there!!!

puss puss

HOTTY GREETINGz from ABROAD!!! DJ OfAce!!!

2009-05-03T23:27:00.004+02:00

HEj hej!!

Lookzy here!! DJ OfAce sent us eine GREAT pic from his travelingz in ze UK!! JA JA JA ja ja

He be looking so HOTTYhot ready to bring ze sexySEX as ALVAYYZ!!! BOOM BOOM!!

In honor of OfAce's absence und his gangBANG BOD i be throwing upp some new girly dance hits courtesy of our friend dj calderian!! WOW WOW WOW!!

CANT VVAIT until dj OfAce be back en da oberlichtenau mit all av his hanzes from ze black foresht who be missing him oh so mucho!!!

get downzy!!

i believe in you - kyle minogue

wannabe - spice girls (soul seekerzTOSS)

TURNING OVAh eine NOUVEAU LEAF!!! SUPA SEXY SOMMAR!!

2009-04-28T03:13:00.004+02:00

OK now lovahzz..

I know april has been a eine SUPADUPA slow month for ze blogg BUT me iz feeling da SUMMAR breeze on ze horizon und itz GONNA be eine SICK JAMbamSEXfest!!!!

ZE 2k9 vveatherr has taken a turn for ze SWEATYsweat und me iz uppschteit for all av SEXYsex clad frauleinz und hanzez in oberlichtenau!! OW OWW!!!

ANYhoozy.... i just caught vvord zhat ill be IN mein ultimo lova all SOMMAR 2k9 LONG!!!......mmmmmm...... STOCKHOLMtown, SVERIGE of course!!!!! ME LOVEY ME LOVEY boom boom!!! ZE svensk blondieeez vill be in FULL form und I BE THINKn zhat JOSEF vill be BOUT it' BOUT it'!!! JA JA JA JAAA!!!

OK ENUFF funky STUFF!! I jusst vaanted to update youz beautiful thingz out zhere in the interweb about ze APFELturnover status... CUZ it'll BE HOTTY HOT HOT!!! PERHAPS dj ERIK vill even be gracing us on ze blogg mit his presence!! BOOMBOOM!!!

OK soo just to get your varrm vveather vheeels ZOOMing to ze boomBOOMing.. letz get downzy!!! SHEDDING eine lite spotLIGHT on stockholmo natives legobeat.

heads will roll- yeah yeah yeahs (legobeat dark cuts TOSS)

und a more electro-HOUSEy gangBANGerrr!!!

sunrider- fable (dave darrel TOSS)

ok talk oh so sooooon!!

FREAKZY FREAK videooz!!!

2009-04-16T21:42:00.001+02:00

CRAY CRAY...

HEAVIER und HARDER!!!! WOW WOW!!!

2009-04-02T22:15:00.002+02:00

BIG uppz to sbc for throwing ze vid upp..... such a banger....

I FEELz LIKE sharing zhis mit all av you beautieeeezz.. swedish boomBOOM duo DADALIFE alvvayz on topp of ze game JA JA JA JA JA!!!!

GET DOWNZY!!

dada life- happy hands & happy feet

GETTING ready STEADY for ze WEEEKend!!! WOWWOW

2009-03-31T19:56:00.003+02:00

SO I know all av you beautyzz out zhere be like, "WOW WOW josef vvhy are you uppschteit und talking av ze VVEEKEND vhen itz be like TUESDAy?!?"

VVELL to all av mein hanzez und frauleinz out zhere zhis veekend just happenz to be ze WEEKEND av all WEEKENDZ here in Oberlichtenau!!! CHYAA JA JA JA!!! ZHAT iz right BOIZ grab your makeup bagz und hosery cuz we getting CRAY CRAY all DAY DAY cum zhis SATURDAY!!!

Apfelturnovers ultimo fav DRAG BALL 09 vvill be taking ze place zhis vveekend und mitout giving any sexySEX detailz away ME is zhinking zhat you vill be hearing some BOOMboom gangBANGERZZ on ze sweaty DANCEfloooorrzz!! JA JA GIMME GIMME MORE JOSEF!!!

SO just for a quick sneaky peeky imma drop zhis A-mazing freemasons loveTOSS on sexySEX pop icon, kylie minogue's the ONE!!!! I CANT TELL YOU HOW MUCH I EFFing LUV zhis!!!

kylie minogue- THE ONE(freemasons VOCAL CLUB toss)

OK IM outty!!! puss o kram o LOVE YOUZZzz!!!

JUST CUZ!!!

2009-03-28T07:56:00.003+01:00

EVER since zhis hottyJAMspot hit ze bootyBOUNCEfloor I cant seem to be shaking it. WOW OWW.... just get downzyyyyyyy

btdubz.... SPRINGEN break 09' has been such a sweaty cray cray blast und I iz sad itz cuming to ze closing. ANYhoo... Ill be back in ze Oberlichtenau soon enough and ze regular BOOMboom vill be commencing... but i tell you vvhat!! ZE MEGAbabez on ze beachez never are getting old!! am i right!!! CHYAA CHYAA peow peow!!!

be backk sooooooon.....

PUSS PUSS!!!

WOW WOW>> SPRINGEN BREAK IST HIER!!!!

2009-03-20T16:03:00.004+01:00

HEJ hejj babieeeeezz...

SOOO itz been like an uber long vveek av working to ze grindBONE!!! BUT itz ALSO been oh so fantastisk und zhere has been some serious FUN in ze SUN mit all av mein sexySEX frauleinz und HANZEEESSS!!!! BOOM BOOM!!

I AM feeling OH SO hottyHOT und I BE READY for some serious SPRINGEN BREAK 2009!! WHAT WAHTTT JA JA JA JA JA JAA!!! I vill be heading down SOUTH to ze sweatyYETI beachezz of south CAROLINE mit all mein favorite BOIZ from Oberlichtenau to get wet und wild under ze sunn!!! WOW WOW!!! I canNOT vvait to throw on zome hottySHORTS und getz NAUGHTY at ze SANDBARZ....

ILL try to be keeping en touch mit youz BUT just in case im eine little busy bringzin ze southern HEATmakrz here are some boomTUNEZ zhat are PERFEKT for eine ROMP in ze SPRING AIR!!!!

FIRSTY, mein NOUVEAU favoritez from sweatyboiTOI edwin van cleef!!! courtesy av mein FAV valerie blog... zhose frenchBOIz get me everytime!!! PEOW PEOW!!! OMGZz how zhese trax swoooooon!!!

OVERTAKEN-edwin van cleef

DELIA(edwinVANcleefTOSS)- pro con

UND just cuz I be feeling oh so GOOD here are some other sexysex throwbackTRAX zhat vill make your springen EXCELLENT. GETTING all ze babez und BOItoiz uppschteit und yearning for mooorree!!! WOW WOW WOW!! zhese oldie classique trax have currently been swimming und spinning en mein head!!

RYAN PARIS- dolce vita

DINOSAUR L- GO BANG(francoisKevorkianTOSS)

ENJOI!!!

CATCHING UPPZ!!

2009-03-17T15:02:00.002+01:00

JUST SOME hottyHOT beatSCHTOPS i have been missing...eine little late mit zhese BUT vvhatupp??? MEIN schpunkn zhats VVHAT!! GET DOWNZY!!

UND SMD iz back igen mit zhis follow upp VID... mit zhis und SYNTHESISE smd is trulay bringing zhat Simian Mobile Disco beat zhat oh so tres tres classique!!! letz PEOW PEOW to ze BOOMtunez!

PUSS puss!!

VVHAT VVHAT?!? OH SO MUCH FUN!!

2009-03-17T14:46:00.004+01:00

YOU 2 can be like be hottyhot KANYE mit YOUR very own DAFT PUNK CRAY CRAY sampler!!!

iDAFT (clicky me!)

HOW LONG until it getz old?!?

FANTASTISK!!!

2009-03-10T21:23:00.003+01:00

A GOOD fraulein av mein recommended zhis boomBOOM classique av a jamzy!!! I remember back vhen zhis gangBANGer came out... I vvass such a little pojke in Oberlichtenau!! WOW WOW wow!!!

FALCO getz way CRAY CRAY und zhis is him at his finest!!!VVHAT a BABE!!!! BIG uppz to our friend ELLINGTONz who is mega hottyHOT for zhis vun!!! BOOM BOOM!!!

NOSTALGIA eatingz avvay!!

2009-03-08T07:52:00.004+01:00

BOOM BOOM BOOM!!

THIS track reminds me oh so much av ze stockholm livingz.... BOO HOO HOO!!! HOW all i miss all av mein svensk blondie HANZEeeez....

laurent wolf- no stress (CLUBsauceTOSS)

ANYwho letz get funky to thiz already classy classique TRACK fran laurent wolf.. I LOVEY thiz CLUB TOSS cut oh sooo muchy!!! ZOOM ZOOM!!

love youzz

puss puss....

EVERYbodeeez FAV!! WOW WOW!!

2009-03-04T01:54:00.003+01:00

WHO doesn't get downzy to zhis classique??? VVHAT VHAAT?? SUPA DUPA pump upp vid right??? ja ja ja!! EVERvunz und a DEF apfel crew FAV!!! If U LUV it U LUV it!!! bigg uppz to SBC for finding zhis gem!!

ROWDY BOOM zoomz!! LETS DO THIS!!!

2009-03-02T16:21:00.004+01:00

JUST eine hottyDROP by the beatSchTOP!!!

BOOM BOOM BOOM!!

SUPA DUPA FLY tossing on zhis hail social jamzy from TORONTO sweatyYETI Sta!!! SOME seriously beautifully layering in zhis boomTUNE zhat has me uppschteit on mein kneez YEARNING for more Sta BURNING!!! LISTEN to zhose EQ knob THROBBingzz!!!

WOW WOW WOW!!! GET downzy beautifulz!!!

hail social- cherry cola funk (Sta TOSS)

puss PUSS

BRINGING down ze HAUS....literally!! WOW WOW!!!

2009-02-28T23:13:00.005+01:00

WHAT A NACHT!!!

APFEL TURNOVERs really brought ze boomBOOM like WOW WOW WOWWW!!! FIRST off vee had an uber sexySEX euro ELECTRO diskotek partay featuring some av ze hottest electro und DANCE acts on ze oberlichtenau kampus... i.e. jiggawatt, partyfreakz, lionface, und yours truly... UNfortunately vee had some structural difficulteez during mein dj set. APFEL-T truly brought ze bootyKLAPPING heat.. FRAULEINZ und HANZES were bootyKLAPPING so hard to ze funkyFUNK zhat zhey brought down ze dance floor!! LITERALLY!! Ze support beamz snapped!! JA JA JA!!!!

UNFORTUNATELY ze partayy had to be relocated to anozha boomROOM but JOSEF prevailed!!MEIN apoligeeez to ze ownerz av ze partyHAUS but I zhink you hanzes should be proud av making such an EPIK hottyHOT partay!! WOW WOW.. BIG UPPZ!! *perhapz apfelturnovers should demand proper haus inspektionz b4 making boomBOOM??

ANYwho, after zhat our radio vass fantastisk und vee continued to make infiniti hottyHOT beatTREATZ mit all our broz und hoez!!! DEFinitely a CRAY CRAY nacht!! CHYA CHYAA PEOWW!!

letz get downzy to swedish hunnyBUNz robyn und kleerup mit zhis voodoo und serano TOSSING av hothotHIT with every HEARTbeat!! OK ENUFF im outzeez!!! BOOM!

robyn ft. kleerup- with every heartbeat(voodooUNDseranoTOSS)

!!!bizzy bizzy APFELbeeez!!!

2009-02-26T22:36:00.006+01:00

SO thingy zhings here en oberlichtenau have been heatingz upp to ze fullesht!!! BAM BAM!! WOW so many hottyHOT dj SPOTS und boomZOOM partymaking!! JA JA JA!!!!

OUR nakey photo shootz en ze cool school PUBlickationz have been gettingz ze people sexyHOT und yearning for MORE fran ze apfel turnover crew!!!

VEE got some good eventz lined up zhis friday...forst vee making ze dancing floor freak to ZE bootyBEAT friday nacht und zhen vere ready steady for anozha WOBC jamz fest @ 1-3am!!! KEEP it HIP vhile we RIP ze oberlichtenau dancing floorz to shredz!!! PEOW PEOW PEOWWWww!!!

JUST for eine schiesse get downzy to some guaranteed beatTREATZ youll be hearing zhis vveekund!!! CUM vun und vee make ze ALL CUM!!!!!!!!........vvhat?? BOOM!!!

the young punx- juice & gin (riva staar TOSS)

sting- desert rose (melodicCLUB toss)

CIAOciaooooo och kram!!!

WHAT A NIGHT!!!

2009-02-21T22:52:00.004+01:00

HEJ hejj!!!

ZE apfel turnover crew has been popping upp everywhere lately!!! Vee have been having soo much fun und you MUST check out our centerfold highlight in ze new isssue of the grape publication on zee oberlin campuss!!! WOW WOW OW OWW!!! hottyHOT!!!

I've actually been hearing zhat dj inseminator is already being recognized for his hottyHOT BOD!!! PEOW peeeooww!

ANYwho our first offficial radio show av ze new year really brought ze heat last night!!! IT vas DJ ERIK's bday celebration und he vass in really fine form!! special guest DJ calderian helped bring ze raucous to ze airwavezz! YUM YUM!!! ALL av our bestieeez were there to help keep ze station wet with sweat!! mmmm mmm!!!

ANYwho look outt for ze apfel crew doing more events und radio hot spotzz... HEREZ vun av our favs from last night courtesy av dj CALDERIAN!!! BOOM BOOOM!!!! tony lamezma TOSS!!!

PUS PUSS!!!

HOTTY JAMZ zhat be making ME CRAY CRAY!!!

2009-02-17T22:42:00.004+01:00

SO as ze new semester of dance schooling en Oberlichtenau WEARS und TEARS I find myself getting downzy to more und MORE EUROeuro electro house DANCEY spotz!!! MMM mmmmm!

FOR realzy I am ze uber sucka for more techno, fidget, und ozha electro brands BUT ze electro house JAMZ get mein booty MOVING to ze GROOVING right NOW!!! PEOW PEOW to ze OW OW!!!!!

GET hipzy to my tripzy tunez!! FORST ve be having a HOTThot boomtune fran soulmaniax zhat has gotten a good TOSSing fran chriss ortega und thomas gold!! VROOM VROOM

soulmaniax- what is what(chriss ortega und thomas gold TOSS)

NEXTy vee gotz such a hottyHOT jam spot fran AMERICAINE BOI next door Wolfgang Gartner!!! WHAT A BOOMZOOMfreakTUNE!! DEF makes me a sweaty yeti !!!!

wolfgang gartner- frenetica (orginalTOSS)

enJOI mein BABIEZZZ

puss puss

ZE PERFEKT VID??? FOR ze perfekt GANGbanger jamzy SPOT???

2009-02-17T07:34:00.005+01:00

FOR SOME REASON VHEN watching zhis klaas EDIT vid... EVERYzhingz making sense in mein world!!

WISE words und BRILLiANT filmmaking I zhink!!! WHAT do you say?? I just feel like zhere are soo many wise messages about life und humaniteez involved.

truly mindblowing und uppshteiting!!

lets just say never ever underestimate ze power of soaring sax ballads.....i zhink we cann all agree!! JA JA JA!!

LIKE A YOUNG MAN CUMING in for A QUICKVIEE

2009-02-16T06:12:00.002+01:00

GET DOWNZY TO ZHIS RECENTLY DROPPED vid fran loverBOIZ SMD!!!!
mmmm.mmmmm
und apologeezz to our listenerz of ze newly aquired radio slot zhis friday....
some drunkard totallzee hacked our show und sabotaged it mit his rowdineesssss
NEXT WEEK IS BOUND TO make some bootyz KLAPP!!!

TONIGHT IZ EINE CELEBRATIONz!! NEW RADIO SLOTz!!!!

2009-02-13T22:09:00.005+01:00

SOOO like ozha zen being supa uber pumped for eine big bday sexySEX celebration I BE HAVINGZ tommorrroWW!! PEOW PEOWW!!! ME UND ERIK HAVE A NEW PARTY PARTY DANCE HARDy RADIO SLOTzzz via WOBC OBERLIN RADIO (via oberlichtenau)!!!!!!

EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT (or saturday morning) aka TONIGHT!!! TUNE ze radioz to 91.5 WOBC from 1 to 3am!!! ZHIS is ze ultimo in danceDANCE party in mein pantz PARTY TIME!!! IF you're not in ze OBERLIN,ohio area zhen pleaze oh pleaze go to WOBC.org!!! und select the currently playing show during 1-3am (eastern standard) for a live stream!!!!! STAY tuned for mega updates fran ze apfel turnover crew!!!!!

BOOM BOOM to my zoom zoom und see you tonight!!!!

HEJEJ Der get dowwwwnzie riiiighht!!!!

2009-02-09T23:31:00.003+01:00

2 nach josef und mineselv r hauving eine dance schet at ze alvayz funkie frush SCO' in oberlichtenaugh mit all our hanzez und fraulinez at ze party zat vill be scho hottt zat it iz guruntieeedz 2 burn of ze braulinez!!!!

her iz eine schong zat iz scho hoppity zat i juzty caunt schtopity...liztenuning 2 it!!!!!!!

jarule ft ashanti - alwayz on time (kazey und bulldog b-more lova mix)

und alzo zis vid iz like exactly vat all ze fraulinez und hanzez need avter eine schuper hard und sveaty mundai!!!!!

MONKIEEEZ ON ZE IIIICCCEEE!!!!!

2009-02-09T06:32:00.000+01:00

ROCKzy mein SOCKzeez

2009-02-09T00:32:00.004+01:00

SO me und ERIK are vvayVAY CRAYcray bizay... forr realzyyy...

BEING back en Oberlichtenau has been taking a toll und I def be missingz ze STOCKHOLM livingz!!! booo HOO.... ESPECIALLY vhen such BANGbang showz have been schtopping en S/HOLM-town und every1 be talking boutz HOW sveatyWETTY STEVEaoki und BLOODY BEETROOTS und 2manydj's vere!!! I iz likes sooo jealouz!!!

ANYhoo, i guezz i can be bringzing mein own bloodybeetrootz HEATbeatTREAT HERE!!! letz get down to ze rockNroll lifestylez mit zhis cornelius vid!!!! BLAST ze ROMBO jam und imagine zhat vee bee makingSEXYsex party mit ze masked hanzeees!!!

rombo- theBLOODYbeetroots

BOOMBOOM I FEEL sooo much better now!!!

**ALSO if youz in Oberlichtenau get downzy mit ze APFELTURNOVER squad as zhey bring ze bootyKLAPPINGheat to ze OBERLIN dionysus musik klubb tomorrow evening (monday ze 9th)!!!!

RE-UNITEDZz und feellingz GOOOOD

2009-01-31T19:35:00.004+01:00

SO myself und DJ Erik have reunited after oh so longz und vee NOW is having uber sexpot MANloft SUITE en Oberlichtenau!!! ITZZ ze ultimo en BEATfactory so CUM vun und CUM ALL cuz vee be getting freakzy on ze daily!!

Und also i be havingz some gangBANGER dj setz AS av latez, BUT who knows vhat vill go down ven both me und DJ ERIK be HAVINGZ OUR setz TOGETHZERSS!! definite BOOMBOOOM DOOOM!!! JA JA JA!!

SO in celebration imma TOSS upp some electro house und PURE hotHOT DANCE traxmurder to ze MAXburgare!!! PEOW PEOWW how i miss it!!!

GETZ funky to eine hunky NIKOLAI dimitrov mit his sexySEX beatTREAT.... I LUV ZHIS GUY!!!

i'm funky- nikolai dimitrov

UND FOR bonusBOOMboomtime lets bouncy to brazilian house freakFREAK EDU k mit zhis special mix mit MC eric!!! WOW WOW!!! what great intro no?!?!? LETZ do zhis!!!

linguica maluka ft. mc eric -EDU K

OK SO expect to hearing av BIG zhings fran E.A.T.m.J.u.E.

STAY TUNED HANZESSS..... luv youzz

puss puss

Hood Reppin' und Subvay Luvin' mit Adam TENSTA!!

2009-01-27T21:21:00.002+01:00

GRRRRR!!! Graaaaeeet!!! Zis video totally reminded me uv travuling on ze schweedisch schubay trainz mit josef und all ze wacky schubway schenaniganz mit hiz swedish hanzez. Graaaaaeeet! Yah iluved ze public transchit zer!!! und ze song iz alzo upout like being in ze houd und being eine immagraaaent in schtockholmz!!!! yah right!!! i luv zat!!!

hej hej und hej dä!!!! lalala!!!

BANG BANGZ!!!!

und uv course id luv 2 warm urvurybodiez up 4 ze new schemezter mit veun uv ze mozt requezted groupz uv lazt

schpring mit und german tvizt!!!! que ze zander fischt pumping cuz uverybodie iz about 2 get down mit ze venga boyz!!!!!!

..GETZ UPP zhen GEtz DOwn...

2009-01-23T06:11:00.009+01:00

CHYAa JA KIDZZ!!! hej hej

VEE goin to bounce to zhese HOT off PRESS tracks I juste gotz!! WOW wow!!

FIRST OFFzees LEtZ bangBANG to ze hardyHARD trax I copped fran felix CARTAL!! MEE is zhinking hes for reelzy bringzing true heat nowAdayz mit his tossingz. BEWARE av zhis BOOMTUNE..

ONLY PRESS play if you iz downz to GET UPPZ!!

from monument to masses- BEYONDgodTOelvis(felixCARTALtoss)

NOWW to cool off zhose hardvverking BOOTYpieces!! (WOOWeeee!!)

PLEASE PLEASE get yo handz on zhis sexyShMooth track fran QUEBECois LE MATOS!!! FOR SHO zhese hanzes lay some serious electro GROOVEtune!! TRULY GETS HIP TO ze Le MAtos soundz for PUREelectroBEATz!! LISTEN how ZHEY beautifully transform ze original acoustic/pop chillBOOM fran fellow CANADIANhottyHOT coeur de pirate!

I vould zhink you can DEF get ze bodeez moving to zhis BEATtreat too BUT be downz TO GET downz!!

coeurDEpirate- comme des enfants(le matos ANDY carmichael TOSS)

Mmmm mm oh so shmootheee!!

UND just cuz i feelingz generous HEREz zheir brandNEW BANGer quiet earth ocksa!!!

le matos- quiet earth

PUSSpuss o KRAMAR

MORE BOOMboom to ZOOMzoom!!

2009-01-22T08:24:00.002+01:00

Hej BooBEARZ!!!

SOO ive absolutelyz been in LOVEZ mit all ze HiJack loveTOSSez!!

Zhis iz KEIN secret FOR i be eating UPP any Fidgety-HUASEy track i CAN be gettingz mein hands on zhese dagar!! .. YUM!!

HiJack fran GREAT BRITania iz constantly holding it downzy und iz SUCH a heatmaker...

IMMA keep zhis posht SHORT und oh so SVEETyy und post a track from zhis BoiToi IGEN!!... ANOZAH clark able toss CUMin at'CHYAAA CHYAA!!!

BRO'DOWN to ZHIS HO'DOWN mein HAnzeeess!!!!

clark able-back in the bronx(HiJackTOSS)

Ending in ing!!!!!! Ze beat factory iz open und ready 4 buizzzznazzz!!!

2009-01-22T01:50:00.004+01:00

HEJHEJHEJ allz!!!! a new crahzy hottt dejay beatdoctor haz bun broughtz 2 ze attuntion uv josef und ërik und ve are totally huppy 2 schare zis fab labsterdoodle mit all uv our hanzez und fraulinez zet are ready 2 grab eine brautverst und juz chill mit ze homiez und soak in ze musikal rayz. Ze name iz ENDIN IN ING und he iz juz eine hanz mit hiz recordz und hiz computerz spreading ze luz all ova like club sauze. Grrraaaaet!!!! schit bauch und schtrap ourselv in 4 eine chill sesch mit ending in ing.

All i can do - ending in ing

honest - ending in ing

hot gossip - ending in ing

und zen mach schure 2 check out ze myschpace page uv vun heir ending in ing 2 peep all ze hot tunez:

http://www.myspace.com/endingining1

Getting super funky mit HIGH SCIENCE!!!! fresh out uv ze oberlichtenaugh!!!!!!!

2009-01-21T01:59:00.006+01:00

Graaaaaaeet newwwz urvurybody zer iz a new scherif in ze tomnz!!! High science!!!!!!!!!!! zis iz like ze future uv funky get down rythumz!!! Und apfelturnoverz haz ze exlusive honorz 2 dishout ze bomb bomb tre crahzy beeatz by ze mayor uv danceopoliz!!!! Yah!!!! here iz ze hottttttt new single zat iz making mine feet schtomp und mine fistucufffz pump!! ze eva originalz eva fabulouz eva punctualz HIGH SCIENCE mit DR. ALBERT BRAIN!!!!!!! chugh chugh!!!!! we are like totally upschtein und honored 2 present 2 all ze hanzez und ze fraulinez zet be waxing zer brauwlinez... IMAGINARY DISH!!!!

HIGH SCIENCE mit Dr. ALBERT BRAIN - IMAGINARY DISH

Let ze schpagetti fly und ze puppiez cry!!!! itsz like time 2 get downzi mitout ze frownzi!!!!!! cuz zer iz a new prez und ze age uv luv und responzibulitiez iz upshtein und ready to schpunk!!!! graaaaaeeeet!!!!! i luv ze USA!!!!

und totally become a fan uv ze high science on ze fazebookz:

High Science fan page

very nice!!

GETTINGz READY TO inAUGURATE und OBAMAerate... PEOW PEOWWW

2009-01-20T04:15:00.004+01:00

SO like i have alreadyz been poshtingz this jamspot BUT I vvanted all av mein HANZEez to GET DOWNZeez on zhis hottyHOT vidspot... BOOM!!! PERHAPS you SHOULD just blast zhis on ze repeat TOMORROW ven vatching hottyBOI BARACKattack ring in ze NEWveau ERA!! BOOMzoom to my VROOMvroom!!!

... BIG uppz to DJerik holding down thiz blogspot vvhile i travels mit DJinsem... PEOW PEOWWW!!!

HEZ such a COUNTRYboi!! I LUV his getting downzy in FARMville!! BOOM BOOM!! A TRUE testament to bringzing ze bootyclappingHEAT anyWAY und anyWHERE!!! ZHATz how VEE DOO!!!

I just BOUNCy'd fran NYC und PHILLY und I BE BACK to OBERLICHtenau manana to bringz some of mein OWN beatHEAT!! CHYAA CHA CHAAA!!!!

ALSO.. big uppz to sexyTOWN- PITTSBURGH STEELERZz VICTORY YESTERDAY!!! I LUV zem und ME iz ZINKING B. ROETHLISBERGer iz such AMERICAINE hunkyHUNK!!!

JUZ und uther schnowy munday!!! GO COMETz!!!! und look out for dj inseminatorzzzz!!! hez grizzzzzzly!!

2009-01-19T19:47:00.006+01:00

HEEEEY zer evury bodiez!!!! graaaaeeeet newz!!!!! as u all may hav already known josef iz totally traveling around ze united schtates right now mit dj inseminator. yeah zat z tre funkiez, i knooowwwwzzz!!! vell i vas totally vundering what ze ver up 2 ven i happened upon actual footage uv zer travelz!!!! wow!!!! graaaaeet!!! josef vas schpotted dancing in ze standz uv un houston cometz game by ze evea candid comet-cam und dj inseminator vas caught on film by un familjen on vacation whilst he vas walking down ze schtreet 2 buy schum slimjimz!!!! how luckiezzzz!!!!!

WOW! WHAT GRAET DANZE MUVEZ!

OH DJ INSEMINATOR VER ARE U GOINGZ!

Und i almozt 4got. here are schum uber hott beatz 2 cure anyvich case uv ze mundayzzzz!!!! yeeeahhh!!!

lez all juz get upshtein und partyyyy!!!!!!

favorite song - boss in drama

doctorin' the tardis (dada life guerilla fart #8) - The Timelordz/KLF

GRAAAAEEET!!!!

Nobody living can eva schtop me!!!!!! Zis land vas made 4 you und mineslef!!!

2009-01-18T22:16:00.004+01:00

GRAAAAAET OBAMA juz had hiz fab concert mit tunz und tunz uv schtarz but ze dance schene zer vas juzt ordinary iz true zat you can like totallly get down 2 ze classic rockz und r&B mit all your hanzez but i vas like ver iz ze bumb bumb beatz zet i know obama iz like totallly blaring ven he rollz round ze capitul mit Average Joe Biden ze plumber in ze BEASSSSST!!!!! scho i called him und aschked vat he vould hav played at ze party if we lived in a like totallly free- dancelopagus vurld und he vas like "erik, first of all i want to thank you for your question and, thank you for all of your advice and guidence over the course of my entire life" und i vas like no prob barry!!!! scho after ze typical vashington schmoooozing he schoared some uv hiz fav new tunez mit mineself, und now i schoare zem mit all uv ze dance diciplez zat call apfelturnovers.blogspot.com mecca!!!!! Graaaaaet!!! enjoi!!!!

donovan feat g.rizo - breakin'

lulu rouge - bless you (Pilooski remix)

one night stand (club remix) - al ripken Jr.

Froztbytun und Rodeo ridyyyn!!

2009-01-17T20:34:00.002+01:00

Vatz upschtien alll!!!!! I hav been uberbuzy zis veeek mit all uv zeeez craaahhhhzy achtuvities mit mine hanzez und fraulinez fram ze southcentral pennnzzzzylvania. Zis veek i schepnt ein beautiful day mit mine faschar on ze schlopes at ze uber fab vinter vunderland uv 7springz!!! graaaaaeeet timez! it vas like scho cold zat at ze end uv un long hard day uv schnowboarding mine face vas az uncomfortable az checkpoint charlie!! achtung! zat schure iz cold!!! i had izycalz on mine eybrowez und mine eylidez!!! yikeeezzzz!!!! Vell avter i had woarmed ein little bitz mit schome hot chocolate und kraut all vas vell und all ze fraulinez can be rest aschurd zat mine face iz totally okayz und haz eschcaped completamente unharmed. schank god!!!!

Vell onez i vas back mit mine hanzes ve dechided zat ve muzt go 2 ze number van partyuv southcentral PA...ZE FAAAAAARRRRMMM SCHOOOOOWWWW!!!!!! GRAAAAAET! it vas out uv zis wurld!!! all ze best chickenz, cowz, rabbits, horses, sheep und goatz frum all over ze schtate competing for ze top prizes in each species!!!! ze excitment vas unbearable!!!! und zat nach ve got down at ze rodeo mit all ze cowboyz und cowgurlzzzz!!!! que wow!!!

und in honor uv zis central pa fiesta i hav encluded ze eva popular "TRACTOR SQUARE DANCE"!!!! yeeeahhh!!!!

und alzo hear uz ze graaaaaaaaeeeet american balllad by Lee Greenwood!!! it iz like scho popular zat ze dont even let people embed ze file on other webschitez!!!!! wow

zat iz llike scho populllllar!!!!!

scho juzt follow zis link 2 vatch ze fab music video uv one uv ze graaaaetezt american schongz eva schung!!!!!! GOD BLESS ZE USA!!!!!!

Lee Greenwood - GOD BLESS THE USA

GOOODBYE SWEDEN!! BACK fran S/HOLMtown!!!

2009-01-15T04:22:00.007+01:00

HEJ HEJ, I BE BACKZ fran STOCKHOLM-TOWN!!!!

I must be apoloGIZZing because i vvass completely packing und saying farevvellz to mein svensk blondiesz, SO Ive been like embareASSingly late mit mein poshtingz!! BUT I ALREADY be missingz all av mein hanzeeez back en SVERIGE!! jag saknar ni!!!... SO SAD!!!!

ANYhoozy, ze dawningz of NEWveau eras have been taking surious place back en OBERLICHtenau... I already be havingz a WAY CRAY CRAY dj spot vvhich completelyz blew PANTIEZ OFF ze ozha nacht!! WOW WOW WOW!!! FOR REALZ, ZE bodiez vere moving as ze BOOMtunez vere GROOVING!!! JA JA JA!!!

ANYWAYzy my BABEZy i feel likez i need to be doing a VVILD return poshtingz BUT I have like been reallzy busy...SO I swearz to makes it upp to youz!!

RIGHTnow I be travelingz und visitingz loverBOIZ all over zhis wild country.... UND perhapz I be bringzin ze DJ setz zhat are BONErafide BOOTYboomzoomHEATmakerz!!! CHYAA CHYAA!! ME LIKEZY!! SO STAY TUNED for future DJ spotz zhat could be near you!!

I vill be keepzing youz all informed av mein adventurezz... TILL zhen get downzy to bouncyz.

Zhiz bootyBOUNCing GROOVE blew mindz ze ozher nacht so ENJOI!!!! HIJACK NEVER evrrrr disappoints mit his LOVEsauceTOSS!!! TALK 2 youz SOON!!

PUSS PUSS

blatta inesha - blow up (HijackLOVEtoss)

Lez Gut NAZZZZZTYYYY!!!!!!

2009-01-15T01:50:00.002+01:00

Hej der all u partyharty zenophobes lez get down und vury durtty mit ze uber hottt hottt kid sister!!! rawwwr!

Kid sister feat esso- get fresh (remix)

IZ like totally frio outsidez so letz juz chillllzzz!!!1 rightz?! graaaaeet! i luv brazil!!

2009-01-04T19:06:00.008+01:00

hej hej djay play zat jammz i luv scho müch!!!! yahh!!! superkül!!!! right? yahhh okayz!!!! so like i totallly hav zis new tunez zat i hav been playing zin ze atrak 4 ze pazt, i dunt no?, 2 DAYZZZZ!!! it iz like so uberhotttsveaty bamboomflugernach zat i can barelylegaly contain minselv!!!!! zez are like ze hottt hottt brazilian beatz zat remund mi uv ze schummer fraulinez en zoz hottt schunny beachez uv schunder schpain!!!! yah!!!

you've got to... (jj flores mit steve smooth remux) - THE YOUNG PUNX!

und zis iz like ze schame hottt schummer chilltunez flava mit mas hielo!!!! super bueno!!!

75, Brazil street - nicola fasano vs pat-rich

hokay dokayz!!!! graet zat schould be like schufishaint tunez for un pequeño yeti fiesta!!!!!!

alzo here iz a graaet vid uv zander frum zurich showing off sum uv hiz crazy new karaty movez!!!! ahhh zat vas scarrry!!!

BACK in ze BIZNASS!!

2009-01-02T13:11:00.005+01:00

TO truly get zhings pumping for 2009, letz do a lil finetuning to an older posht i made vhile i vvas travelingsss.

ZHIS adrian lux jamzy STRAWBERRY has been a hottieUND-ALVAYZ-naughtie boomtune for a vhile but more und more tossingz keep cuming upp!!

TELL me vhaat you zink aboutz zhese. FIRST off vill be my steady FAV toss by KOCKYundTRASH.. ZHIS bootyclapper bringz ze steady heat of ze original with an added VROOM VROOM to zee BOOMtune!!! PEOWWW PEOWW

get downzy:

adrianLUX-strawberry(KOCKY&TRASHtoss)

NEXT, hott off ze pressingz I BE throwing upp this MARCUS ROMBO lovetoss mit oh so much lovesauze. ITz a completely different feelingz mit ze BUMPoMeter BUT I iz zhinking I iz LUVing it ocksa!!!!

adrianLUX-strawberry(MARCUSromboTOSS)

BOTH tunez are sure to bringz zee CRAY CRAY HEAT to shake ze BOOTYMEAT!!! CHYAAA JA JA JA JA!!!

puss puss im OUTzeeez

IN mit ze 9 und UT mit ze OLD!!! CHYAAA

2009-01-02T00:56:00.004+01:00

HEJ Hej mein babezzz!!

JOSEF here just vishing vun und all a verry happyz NEW YEARZZ!! IM likez sooo happyz to be bringing en ze NYTT AR mit eine gangBANG!!! PEOWW PEOWWZ!!

Mein celebrationz vas FANTASTISK und you can def see it mein expression!! I vas so happy to be back en ze nord mit svensk hottyblondieez partying in ze 09 classy style!!! israel vas getting a lil cray cray for me, cuz zhey vvere def celebrating mit early fireworkz!! UND i vas not feeling zit anylonger....pooo pooo

BUT now zhingz are BONbon in ze SVERIGE und IM def GOING to going out mit eine BANG myself here en mein last week en STOCKHOLMTOWN!! BOOM BOOM!!!

ZHERE vill be ze dancing av eine lifetime und i zhink zhat zhis vvill be a vveek to remember!!

I want to give a bigg upsheit uppz to ERIK und his bloggenz! GREAT stories und enough justice jamz to last eine lifetimez!!! yikes!! I alzo love his tres flattering photo opz! BOOM ZOOM to ze VROOM VROOM!!!!

ANYHOO, enough foolingz cuz ze dancefloz iz coolingz!! I figure vee need to start ze 2009 off right by jamming to ze BEST!! LETZ get down to mein fav NORVEGIAN hairyman LINDSTROM und a underbar M.A.N.D.Y. toss av ultimo jam I FEEL SPACE!!! I LOOOOVE ZHIS SONG!!!!

I FEEL SPACE- LINDSTROM(mandytossing)

NEXT vee kick it into high gear mit eine ILL crookerz tossing av clark able hotspot limonhead!!

clark Able- lemon head (CROOKERStoss)

USE zheeese boomtunez to start ze new year right und you vill be sure to be blessed by ze dancing gods all year longz!! ENJOI LOVERZ och GOTT NYTT AR!!! PUSS PUss puss o KRAM KRam kram!!!!! LOVE YOOOZ!!

Hej Hej Hola Hizy!!!! Get moneyz und get paidzzzzz!!!

2008-12-30T05:42:00.006+01:00

so like i honorz uv ze documentury uv ze justice tou aroun ze north americaz i hav been liszenig 2 ze graet remixez by ze fab duo JUSTICE!!! Graaaeet!!! ze are like totally wackocrahcrah und i luvz it!!! und i vill be cutting off ze talk 2 go read zis gaaaet novel zat i am totaallly making zzee literary luv 2, ALL ZE PRUTTY LITTTLLE HORSIES!!! i luv zis schtory!!!! vell since zis iz o so schort like i vill totalllly be encluding un graaaet new foto mit ze fabuberdjay dat iz halvsies uv ze josef und ërik experince... JOSEF!!!!!!! graaaaaaaaaeeet!!! i luv ze candid schotz uv zis uber glam stolckholm street style protégé!!! raawwwwr!!!! ze passion en ze eyez iz no mischtakalbez!!!!!! laaaterrzzzz!!!

Blood on our hands (justice remix) - death from above 1979

skitzo dancer (justice remix) - scenario rock

as above, so below (justice remix) - klaxons

und i vill alzo be encluding ze graet mellow party tune by ze o so fresh 2 ze deaf FLOSSTRaDAMUS!!!!!

overnight star (twista vs sigur ros) - flosstradamus

sorrize for ze long timez mit no blogziez josef vaz en ze muddle earth mit frodo und i vas like totallly occupied mit my new hallmark rental comaniez!!!! we luv you alllz und wisch evuryvun graaet new yearz und felices fiestaz!!!!

hasta protoz!!!

juzt peep zis iv you can und totalllly try 2 seee it!!!!!!! outzzzziez!

Ze boyz are back in ze towwwwwn (sort uv)

2008-12-29T00:33:00.005+01:00

SO minselv un josef hav been totallly waiting for ze day ven we may return amung ze mortalz uv ze obamanation und give ze gift uv hot pumping beatz und flashbam sankumam dance moves zat keeps on guving. Zat time iz like totally here, except josef iz actually in ze middle eazt totally spreading ze christmaz cheer und dance fever. but he iz leaving soon! und right ven zings are finally schtarting to blow up! (too soon.) vell ve cant all be owen wilson in ze tre dramatix "behind enemy lines" sooooo josef vill be schtate side soon enuff und ve will have our zander here azvell but 4 nowzez i am ze cristofer colombuz uv ze dancingfirst century und i hav landed und spread ze dance fever to all ze natives through ze hip palestinian peace scarvez zat i brought back from schpain!!! Graet!

on a totalllly professional note i hav schpent ze lazt night vatching "Justice - A Cross the universe" und it vas okayz, i vas like ya it seemz hardcore und all zat but i hav done all zez schings on ze lazt night i vent out dancing mit my carlizle hanzez!!! vatever! but totally uveryvun schould check it oooouuuutttt!!! Un dscince ve are on ze justice topix i vill hav 2 pozt und remix mit spank rock und moz defffff!!!! it iz like miin fav right nowz!!! und alzo i vill give 2 all ze hanzez und fraulinez ze scuper hottttt video uv UTAH SAINTS und zer schong something good '08!!! Graeeeeet!!! enjoizzzizezzezez!!!!

D.A.N.C.E. - Justice feat. Mos def und spank rock

UPPdatez from ze ANCIENT sweatyLANDz!!

2008-12-22T23:19:00.005+01:00

SHALOM fran ISRAEL!!
SOO i so vvish all av mein hanzes could BE mit me traveling ze wild landz of IZRAEL getting sweaty und CRAY cray vvhile partying it uppz at ze kibbutzizzzzz!
zander from zurich has shown myself und DJerik a vvild time and all ze hothot izrael HOTTIEZz is loving ze northernz euro PERSUASIONS vee be bringzing zhere way!! SWEATY YETI'z!! BIG uppz to ZANDER und ze IDF crew OR und RRCHHOOONN!!! SEXY SEX!!!
I SO VVISSh i could be updateingz you beauties mit gushy gush detailz BUT i simply don't have ze time!! TOMORROW i be wakingz upp mad earlyz to head to CAIRO for some riverside getdownz on ze NILE und late nite BAZAAR musik klubbingz!! JA JA JA JAA!! BUT i be letting you know all av mein crazie stories upon my return to STOCKHOLM/town!!! CHYAAA!
ME iz zinking zhey iz gonna have no IDEA vvhat is hitting zem ven djJOSEF hits ze desertTOWN!!! TIME for getting cray cray on ze boom boom und bringzing some HEAT zhat localz aint used to! ZE pharaoh mummy kingz av past iz gonna be SHAKIng to ze quakingz!! PEOW PEOW!!! I LUV IT.
JUST becuz i is feeling ze middleeasternBEAT doeznt mean i have forgottenz mein hotty svensk favouritez!!! ENJOI ze ever populaire stockholm kid, adrian lux, und this strawberry vid I be PUMPingz on ze daily! ILL be back soon mit underbar LOVEtales fran EGYPTland!!! PUSS o KRAMAR!!

APOLOGEEZz und STOCKHOLM bluezz

2008-12-14T16:43:00.006+01:00

SO once igen I been having to manage to slack on ze bloggenz poshtingzzz... MY B... Zhere have been many many busy moments un ze final stockholm dayz... from danse kruizin mit my berliner hanzes(shout outz to lou lou o Olivier!) to working on various dance study finalzz.. bleehh.... but for realzy thingz are vvinding down here in S-TOWN like woah UND zhis somber vvinter mood has been sinkingz in!! UND ive had to say aufwiederzehn to many av mein hanzes who left for zheir homelandz!

ZE s/holm man loft iz no more!! BUT tomorrow I be flyggaring dahn to the hoty hot party/HOLYland TEL AVIV to visit ZANDER fran zurich mit Dj ERIK!! itz iz going to be eine svveaty wetty festunz as vee get down to ze ISRAELI desert und beach parteez!! and zen im off to EGYPT to be rockingz ze kasbahz.. me iz hearing cairo iz new hottyhotelectrospot! WAH WAH! so i scout it out!!... PEOWW!! I cant be waitingz to szee ZANDER und his golden skin! As well has being absolutely covered in SUCKulent Shawarma juices und HOOMAS!! It'll be truly FANTASTISK! MM mm TASTEEZ!!

ANYwhoozy imz going to be doing some poshthingz abroadz so ill make sure to be onz ze tops of mein gamez. PUSS pusss!!!

OH und en order to feel ze slow pain of leaving stockholm soon zhat i be feelingz, get down to ze smooth jam fran svensk duo air france! itz an autumn cantata tossing! BUT I vill be back to s/holm in a few weekzy in order to lay down some surious final dancydance and ze poshtingz vvill be hotfire!! I SchWEAR!

Air France- No excuses (The Autumn Cantata TOSS)

S/HOLM electro und MOULINEX....IGEN!!!!

2008-12-04T10:45:00.005+01:00

TODAY vee have some sick beat treatzz for chya!! KEEPING it oh so short und svveet imma throw up thiz new vid from STOCKHOLM electro QUEENIE, EMMON!!! Join her ahn her dark und magical journey through her new single SECRETS und LIES!!!...woooooooo!! new album due in FEB 09!!

NEXT!! vee have a neww hotty hot toss on M.TELLIER's KILOMETER... deutsch crew MOULINEX is totallzee at it igen mit this sexual grrooove zhats making ze bodies move!!! BOOM BOOM!! JUST you vait untilz like 3min in vhen you get hit mit a soaring synth! LISTEN closely as moulinex fingers run up und down ze sensual synth pad!!! DON't EVEN get me started... i vaass already uppshteit ven i started zhis poshtingz!! PEOW!! TRUE!!! PEOW!!!

sebastien tellier - kilometer (MOULINEXtossingz)

OKAY, havta schpritz now!! OOPZYsss.... LOVE YOUZ!!! PUSS PUSS!

!!!AMERICAN flava und ERIK in DA SVERIGE!!

2008-12-02T01:01:00.005+01:00

SO soo soorryz for like being latez mit eine poschtingz BUT ive been OH SO buzy HERE mit ze boomzoom in STOCKHOLMtown zhat IVE totally been SLACKINGZ!! DJ ERIK has just bouncy'd fran Town after spendingz an uber FAB time dancing , loving, und getting downzy to ze bootyclapping SVENSK heatmakers!!

ON fredag ve totallzee attend ze aceLOVESfightklubb @ ALLhuset!! PEOW peooww!! once again mrtn fran STHLMbeat vass throwing down eine Killachinchilla set playing all av our FAVZ!! ERIK vass totallzee bringing ze HEAT mit his flashy ezpanische flava he has picked up rocking ze floors of sunder ESPANIEN!! ZE svensky svensk HOTTIEz mit BODIEZ vere luving him und even doing some cray cray high kickz JUST to try und impress him!!! WAH WAHH!!! FO realz!! HE vvass zee talk av ze town UND zhat vass only ZE FIRST NACHT!! MM hmm!!! VAT iz you expecting?? ITZ freeking DJerik!!

ZEN it vvas time to throw down on SATURDAY nacht mit new USofA friends HOT PINK DELOREAN!!! Meinself und Erik totallzy vere doing some impressive ballet numberz waiting for ze tunnelbana ven VE ran into zhese american boi TOIZ!! OOPzy ve had no idea BUT avcoursche zhey were LUVING uz! *IF you LUV JOSEF und ERIK, YOU LUV US!!!*

ANYvvayz vee got a front row dancing party STARTed mit some nearly NAKED svenskBOIZ (zhey LOVED erik!) vvhen HOTpinky vvas getting STINKY @ KONSTIG KLUBB!! IT VASS a show to rememberz... /BIG UPPZ to ze BEANtown crew FOR throwingDOWNZY!! CHYAA CHYAAA!!!! *dj ERIK VAS such a hit mit soo many FRAULEiNZ (and their friendz!!) BOOM ZOOM!! GET HIP to ze HOTPINKYdelorean! vee hope to hear more fran zem!!!

HOT pink DELOREAN - played out (ft. fantastadon)

SO needless to be saying again, ZHIS veekend vass FANTASTISK!!! vee topped it all OFF by hitting upp some XMAS activities UND making friendz on ze VILD MAUSe rolloCOASTERZ!! EVERYvun vas having so much fun... und it vass CHILLYmakeEineSmallVILLY!! ERIK vas totallzee rocking ze mongolian style to keep VARM!! ANYvvayz, it is back to ze GRINDING az zhe semester keepz on vvinding!! LOVE you und TALK 2 you beautiful HANZES sooooon!!! PUSS puss och GOD holiday season 2 YOU!!

euro JORTZ und ELECTRO shortzz

2008-11-26T14:22:00.004+01:00

HEj hej babiezz....

so szhittingz here en mein stockholm manloft im looking out av ze vindow counting hours till herr DjERik iz cuming to visit!!...im en an oh so relaxxunz mood rocking out to some truly killer smmooth electro club/pop JAMZ fran KANADA mellow fellowz DVAS....zhe type av muziks zhat is making vun want to keep VARM en your beddingsheetz und listening closely mit eine fellow HANZshe/he (teehee!)...

anyswayze babezeez...you should seriousleeze give dem a listen und for now ill lend you zhis killer COLLEGE remix zhey have tossed i kopped fran mein fav norfern svensk dance bloggenz fran team UmeaBeatCollective....get downzy to my bouncy und jattebra uppz till da UBC squad..... PEOWWW!

COLLEGE- the energy story(DVAS toss)

ill be SURE to be documenting ze vvild timez myschelf und ERIK kvill be havingz!! LOVES IT!!!!! kiss kiss och kram!

!!FOR MAKEhardyparty SATURDAY NIGHT WAH WAHH!!!! ENJOI!!

2008-11-22T17:35:00.004+01:00

Zhis iz JUST a quickie hitITundQUITit post chyaa cha chaaaa!!!! HOPEFULLY zhis will set your weekend nacht ABLAZE!!! GET DOWNZY mit EINE freaky freak mix fran JOAKIM... UND ZHEN topp it all OFF mit eine SWEATYSWEATY slamJAM fran alvvayz vvild crookers!!! BOOM BOOM... FRAN a frankrike persuasion to AN ITaLIAN boomboom!! I LOVEz ITZz!!! GREATT do it TO IT LOVERz BOIS och flickor and RUB UPP und DAHN ahn zome hottyHOT HOTTIE on ze DANCIngFLOORZ und ALVAYZ alvayz stay CRAY CRAY!! KISS KISS puss puss och PEOW PEOW!!

dj Mehdi- POCKETpiano(JOAKIMtoss)

outhereBrothers- ENJOY(crookersTOSS)

PS...und i just CAME...ACROSs zhis fly BUMPthump of a BOOMtune fran BEATDOCTORS tossing clubsauze all ova rihanna!! who vouldn't??? mm hmm!!!

ENJOI!!

rihanna-don'tshtopzeMUSIK!(beatdoctorsTOSS)

KILLING mad BIRDS mit eine schtone!! AKA svensk MELTINGPOTTY

2008-11-17T22:41:00.008+01:00

Hej HEJ LOVELeez!!
OKAYz, so fur just like clearun ze AIRR, steameed UPP by DJErik...YAH Maybee vee are being considered for ze cabinet POSITIONS ass vell as OZAH POSITIONS (WINKYwink!!)..BUT LIKE ve can't BE getting 2 excited becuz supposedly JUSEF BIDEN iz a TRANCE/shityHAUSqueen und like asking for exclusifly guido trax to be played on the daily... UND zhat is blatantly against EATmJuE regulatoreez....GET yur JUICE fix ELSEWHERE JOE-BI! sheesh VAR iz SCRANTON anyway???
ANYWHOOzy, dahn to bizNAZz.... I HAVE got a hottyHAHT steam pile of SEXXYsex cuming AT YOU!!! ITZ trooly et svensk SMORGASbord zhat VEE B dishing out!!
IT IZ da BOEOES theme once again mit eine a JOSEFundERIK first offv throwing up ZE everr SLICK track 'RADIUS' fran newest COMMUTINGcolourEP, big uppz to ADRIANrecordings (dontHATEus). for gettinz zheeze ill tunes out zhere.... *an Allknowing HANZE once told me, if you LUV it zen you LUV it........und i LUUVV it!!!

RADIUS-BOEOESkaelstigen

ZHEN we hit U mit eine GROSsVVirst acroos ze face by getting downzy to some freshsvensk mamaUNDpapa tossingz!! (I DIE!) FIRSTY, vee are having ze mysterioso svenskduo of DMITRY FYODOROV's recreation of ze very SAME BANGBANGGANG!!! GET hipp to ze groooove!! VUN gets so sweaty no matter waht DMTRYfyodorov jam be pumping!! ZAY B quintesssentiale dirrtydirty! BOOM BOOM ZZOOM!

RADIUS-BOEOES(dmitry fyodorov's radius relaxtion toss)

BUT BRACE urself for eineTRESTRESfavourite av JundE's KRAYKRAYzyFIESTA iz back like NEVA befoh!!! SITBACK und enjoi a lengthee SURPRIZINGLEE calm und soothing electronic/loungy jam fran ze USUAL svenskELECTROdancetillUdrop chartTOPPERS az zey woooo YOU mit eineBOEOEStossing!!! MMMmm hmm, taszteee!I LUV lengthee SURPRIZEs!!!

CECTA-BOEOES(krazyfiestaTOSS)

I FOR serious be hoping all iz vell on homefront CUZ I MEESE und LUV everyvun!!!

OH und if yooz being in STOCKHOLMville zhis weekund, be sure to HITitUNDquitIT @ Allhuset zhis FREDAG 28nov....cuz STHLMbeat vill be throwing downzy mit HOUSEWIVES und friendz!! CHYAAA.. CHYAAA!!! TAKING you dahn to SEXItown!!! KRAM och some more KRAM!!!! muah!!!

i huv zum Graaaeeet newz!!!! und zum graaaaaet tunez uvcourze!!! jayyyjaja!

2008-11-17T14:16:00.006+01:00

Hay, so like imz schore yu allz hav ulredy herd zet OBAMA iz totallly highering rightznow und az u may hav suzschpectud Josef und minselv hav been ze numbavun choize for ze cabnut pozitionz uv ofacial vight house djayz und homlandz zecurity! Ve vur likez cunt ve juz bee ze djayz!?!!?!! und tom ridge vuz like “dount even a AZK!!! I totally said ze same thing ven ze hiurd mi und ze said “nine frauline” und I vuz like “finez, I guz Josef und ërik vulll juz hav 2 du both!!! Yah!! Vatch outz terroriztaz iv u dount likez 2 party zen u are totalllyz on ze amerikaz mozt vanted lizt!!! Peow peow!!! Und ve are goingz 2 catch zu und bringzu 2 oberliktinau, germany und pour ze club sauce all ova u!!!! jajajaja! Juz jozing, la OBAMA totally saidz zet ve arentz going 2 tourtur zem anymorez, but seriouzly vat can u really doue 2 peoplez zat are living in ze cavez!!! Jajajajaja!!! Graaaaaet!!!! I luv neanderthalz!!!! But serouzly, oar virzt oardar uv buzinez az ze new headz uv homolandzecurity vill be 2 capture und detaaaain zoz whooo are rezpozibule four all uv ze D.A.N.C.E. remuxces!!!! Jajaja! Vatch outz! Zat iz soooo lazt yeur!!! Graaaaeeet! Vell heur iz sum graaeet tunez 2 getzu prepared four ze new vurld orderz uv Josef und ërik!!!!!!!

Je Veux te voir (original mix) – yelle

Perfect (tonite only remix) – princess superstar

We share our motherz health (trentemoller remix) – the knife

Ze onlyzing holding uz back rightz now are zez risqué videoz zat may refluct poorelyz on ze OBAMA adminiztracionz, iv ve are given ze pozitionz, but ve vur like show uz un graaaet djay vitout un sveatyhottt dance video und ve vill shoew u a lame djayyyy!!!! Peow! Pluz, tom ridge totalllly got ze position dezpite ze outing uv und zuperduper grozzz video uv him schopping at ze toyzáreuz mit und graaaet bug up schteeeein!!!!! Zat iz totalllly more nisch nisch!!!

Remember zat ze global varmingz vud be like ten timez vurse mit out ze individual und groupz danze effortz around ze vurld und uv courze letz give un schpecial shoutzout 2 ze chineze schmog sheildz!!!!!! Graaaaaet! Sankz!!!! I guuueeezzzzz!!!!

Muchoz bezoz desde schunder schpain, jajaja!!!! Saluuuuuuuuuuddddzzzzzz!!!!!

graaaet hoe yahhh hur iz ze graaeet yelle video, tre hottttt!!!! peow! ziz fraulin iz totalllyy crah crah und now i am totallly upschteeeein!!!! graaaeeet!! i luv ze french!!!

JUST cuz...chyayy/// BOEOES i MALmo////

2008-11-17T01:57:00.003+01:00

i must be admitting zhis iz like not best qualiteez but like watevvzzz..
be BACK LATERrzz for more!!! PUSS PUSS!!!

Graaaaaaaeeet! i luv Romans!

2008-11-11T17:21:00.006+01:00

Yah! graaaaeeet! So likezu hov totally red Josef und ërik vur fiestando en ze bellla costa del soul uv ze party central dat iz sunder schpain! Vell ve schtarted mit ze crahcrah schtreet party botellon vur Josef und miself totally vent hasselhoff on all ze schpanish fraulinez! Graaaaeeet! Yah und zen diz hombre totally tried to butterfly kiz mi soooo Josef und mislef wur like vutever und ve hiphopped en ze central party zone uv málaga guving free danze cliics 4 ze cordinationally chalundzed. Zum timez Josef und mi juz cant schtop being like totally filanztropical! Yah! Jajaja! Vut nuw Josef hazvent bach 2 schveden! Aut first I vuz totally bumbed und vent ento min rumba und schtarted schinging along mit raammschtein, zen I vuz likez vut vud wolfgang müller do? Here I amz en ze beautifullz zundeer zschpain mit zez hott hottttt schpainsh fraulinezz und I am lizening 2 RAAAMSHTEIN! Vat evars! Zo I vent ovaz 2 min computerz und schtarted lizening 2 ze einapfelturnoverz all tiem favs simian mobile disco und zer remix uv ze crahcrah tune Downtown bi ze numbavun sexqueen Peaches. Und I vuz totally upschtein und readyz 2 fiesta en ze numba vun destinacion fur sveaty sveaty outsidez crahhhhzinez! Ya zo here iz ze song dat totally upschteined me ento ze atmpospherz! Graaaaeeet! I luv schtreet fightz!

Downtown (simian mobile disco mix) - Peaches

Jajaj! I almost forgot! Vut a downschtein iv I did! Und here iz our very ownz Josef getting hiz gruuuve on en ze hott hoottttt sunder eurpea. Graaaet! Enjoi!

TILL EZSPANIEN und BACKZ AGAINZ!!!

2008-11-10T19:34:00.006+01:00

HEJ to all mein apfelBOTTOMZ out zhere!!

vveell imz back fran ze land av muey PASSION, all night holleringz, und lisps!!

CHYAA!! LIKE i vvass totallzee rocking itz outzy in ze land of ze HOTT HOT sun und an even HOTTIER HOTT boomBOOMz!! SPAIN 08 vas beyond fantasmiC!!!

ANYwho i vvass spending timez en das KAPITAL av MADRIDth mit mein MAIN HANZE fran ze homeland, BENJA "EL PELIRROJA"MINI, VERE vee TOTALLZE got downzy to ZE aLL nacht USavA election08 dansing PARTY !! vee DANCED ze nacht avvay HAVngz zee CRAYcrayziest FUN! EVEN like all zese news crewzs vere being like, "whoz are deze HANZES breaking it down to ze OBAMA vinningz VE MUST GET zem on film"!! ...IM sure zhey vaas sounding juzt like zhat but in Espanische und talking mit zere tonguez halfvvayz out zheir moufz!! CHYAAA!!! I ALZO kicked it mit some av mein HOMEboiz fran ze blackforesht!!... BIG UPPZ to CHRISTOhFF und DAHvveed!! big PEOW!!

ANYVAYZ.. afta such obamaJAMa celebrationz I VASS HEADED down southy (MAH FAV) to MALAGA!! TO VISIT who elze but ZE VERY OWN stud of apfelturnova fame, ERIK!! JA JA JA JA JAAA!!!!!

ERIK vvass like fantazmic und vee celebrated our BITTERsveet reunion by taking a dip en zee CHILLYmakeEineSmallVVILLY MEDITERRANEAN(reallyDOWNschteit)!!! BUT we soon remedied zhat by Hollering at SEXYOLDflamenco dancerz (!uppshteit!). ERIK iz doing so vell und ze stripklubbingz has really treated him bien!! HE LOOKS GREAT! und he grew a powerful MOUSTACHIO!! fO REALZ!! ANYwho, ERIK speaks mad ESPANISCHE und perhaps ven vee start our radio showz back upp ve Vill start to CALL him "ERIKque SUAVE-gay"....(his stage stipper namen!!)..CHYAA!!!

ANYWHO!! ENUFF of diz BULLstuff!! LETZ jamzy!! FIRST off iz an obligatory jam fran brit ADAM freeLAND (appropriate?)...anywho it iz vun for ze ages for eine NEW el presidente for ze ages!! PEOWW!!

AerOBAMA-daftpunks(ADAMfreeLANDtoss)

UND zhis ozha vun iz for eineHALLOweiner poshzt zhat vvass totallzee missed by EATmJuE....OOPZEEE...even zho itz passed, get downzy to zhis SCARY ZOMBIEZ jam coming to you fran DESIGNERdrugz!!

ZOMBIES!- designer drugs

OKAY!! HOPEingz ZHAT all iz BANGING for mein heinzes out zhere!!! KRAM KRAM o PUSS PUSS!!!! muaahh!!

!! BACK to ze GROOVingz!!!

2008-10-31T19:42:00.006+01:00

HEJ hej mein beautiezz!!

SOoo as ive been contemplating zese last few days about mein experiences thuz far... Ive been troublingz ZHAT mein poshtingz un ze bloggenz have NOT been BRINGZING ze BOOTY CLAPPing HEAT!!! I MEAN LIKE CHYAA, zese are defunite GANGbangerz of TUNEZ... BUT LIKE i iz allvvayz demanding zee dirttay dirrtay fur all av mein HANZES(you!!) out zhere...

ZE ozha nacht I HAD eine SURREALizm av a GIZM av an experiunze... I VAAzz shaking mein HEINEY to ze zick szick jammingz av MRTN fran FREAKING STHLMBEATCONNsexTION fame....!!PEOW PEOWWW!!!! und afta a pantzy sogging set I Vvent ova to hiim and BE like confessing my love for HIM( OmGEEZE!)... und he litrally looked into mein dancingSOUL und vaz like JOSEF, KEEP en TOUCH mit your dance endeavorzz!!!!! WHA WAH wah awh JA! JA!

Afta zhat, i had a dawning of ze ages!! I vvass like JOSEF, ze playschool iz ovah UND now vee have to think about graduating to zee bigLIGA!! UND immediately afta zhat, i vvass thinkingz about all av mein HANZES out zhere....zhose who I LOVE the mostZHEREfore, I BELIEVE YOU only be deserving ze best!!! und I RIGHT now , will be vowing to bring you only ze hottiest of hotty, ZE naughtiest of eine naughty!!! und ONLY STRAIGHT flameboyant entertainment!!!! DOUBLE PEOWWWWW!!!!

SO ANYwhoozy, Get down to this sickening DET SET remix av fancypantzy deadelus!! und alzo a sillywilly jammingz to GERMANbased sexingmachine SIRIUSMO!!! so so downzy to ze bouncy!!! NOW i be off to visit ERIK's neck of ze blackforesht en ESPANA!! ILL be back to do some reportingz on mein findingz!! PUSS o KRAM babiez!!!

daedelus-fairweatherfriends(deathSETtoss)

siriusmo-wov

ALSO CHECK out ze now inFAMOUS partay zhat mrtn vvass throwing down ze otha nacht at ESS klubb... BIG UPPZ to ze whole crew!!

ESSklub-OKT29

GENRETOPPings pt DEUX!!: MINImal und OH SO CRIMINAL!!

2008-10-26T23:32:00.002+01:00

SOoo after like being rantingz und RAVEingz bout fidgeting i VVASs like what about ANOZHER genretoppingz zhat keepzy everyvun popping und not schtoppingz?? UND i vas like duh duh JOSEF...YOU MUZTA STAY minimal und OH SO criminal!!

ABZOLUTELYzz vun of mein all time favz babez of electronix HAS ALVVAYZ been like minimalistic endeavorz und over ze yearrz many many hanzes have been rockingz mein sockz!! JA JA!!

ANYwhoozy, i felt like postingz uppzeis some OF mein abzolutely fav MINImal acts of PRESENT....WHY NEIN!?! FIRZTY offs, zhis boom boom duo iz like NEEding NO introducshoen here on E.A.T.m.J.u.E .......BOEOES!!! YOU GUEESSED it... zhe sweaty sexy sex minimalKINGz is constantly bringzing ze BOOMtunes to my EARZ from DUSKe till DAWN!! iimma toss up a special secret JOSEF loveSAUZe for you outzhere und like DEMAND zhat you get HIP to mein FAV throwback BOEOESjam!!! plus peep ze hotty hot svenskmama, firefox ak's superslick vid to ze original banger!!!!!

firefoxAKvs.LAID-OnceIWasLikeYOu(boeoesTOSS)

UND just for kickz LETS get down to a minimal woolfy TOSS on swede vvunderkinds da TOUGH ALLIANCEz NEoVIOLENCE!! WOOOHOO!!

TheTOUGHALLIANCE-NEOVIOLENCE(woolfytossingz)

HOPE you vvill be havingz A SUPER MANY crazysexycool journeyz mit zhese wonderful minimal jamhauzes!! so kick itz back und RELAX it!! PUSS PUUSS och KRAM!!!

GENRETOPPings!!: FIGDET'n mah BIDGET'ns~!!...aka stylishBULGARIANdude

2008-10-22T15:04:00.009+02:00

HEj hej BOOTYtroopAHS!!!

SOoo ANYWHO zhis whole like neoFIDGEt scene has truly been coming INTO ze supah limelight sceneage since GANGBANGn italia DUO crookers started to totallzee be POPping off!! ZHEY've been garnering mucho mucho ATTENTION and i be like WOW cuz zhey iz like constantly be bringzing the sweti yeti ruckus TO ZE boomboom!! get downzy houndzy to zhis hotty-cant-stoppy neon kings STEEDLORDs' CROOKed TOSSngs!!!

steedlord-dirtymutha(crookersTOSS)

I AM constantly like F-ing LOVEing zhis craycray vvildnOUT genre, i perzonally zhink zhat nothing ELSE TRULY BRINGz such HEAT to THA D-floor. BUT one fidget star on ze same label, whoze masteringz haz like be a BIT overshadowedz und should also BE RAVED about iz ze oh-so-sex THE BULGARIAN. Zhis bootyclappahZ truly rockingz und not schtopping to shprunk mit ze whole progressivehousefigdetingz!! TRULY FANTAZMIC!! PEOWW! peepzys zhese jammingz und zhen you know Vvhat totallzee to rock out ven some tooHOTtoTROT hanze zhinks zhey have zhe illest crookers fidget sound!!!! BOOMZOOM TO tha fullesht!! eine uppshteit TOTALE!!!!

airbounce-theBULGARIAN(nicksupplyTOSSin)

dropdownzy!-theBULGARIAN

!!?? IZ U REDDY FREDDY pho MoRE fRANKRIKE elecTRONICa??!!!!

2008-10-20T16:24:00.003+02:00

REDDY STEDDY und oh so FRANKRIKE!!! IM LIKE UPPschteit!! JAJAJAJA BABY!!

OK soo like i get it zhat i MUST BEZ on top of ZHESE bloggenz more but I'fE like been soo BUZY BEING on top of OZAh ZHINGS....winky wink!!!...like completelyz lozing mein HEAD DANsing und LIKE HAVING daily dosage of ELECTRO being pumpzed zzsrroo MEIN VEINZ!!!!! Ow oooww!!!!

Vun could totallzee be saying to someone elze zhat ive been TAKING advantage of zhis svensk danse scene TO za fullesht PEeoow!!!

ANYwhoz Im like gonna try to keeping my witz und post zese funky bounce bounce trackzees zhat have been LIKING oozing from mein PLAYLissts!! FIRST OFFS, vee are having ze frankrikey ELECTRONIC KINGz, JUST a BAND, btdubz...zhey iz totallzzee popping off right now!! so GET HIP TO ZEM!!! ZHESE two trackz BE GREAT fur some crunking sweaty yetti power electro sesh's vhere everyvun iz upptzig in zeir pantsy und getting downzy like woah!!! vun a TRES CLASSIQUe toss on ze ever populaire CIcade falling rocket jamz!!! UND anozhah being a hotty boxerbrief dropper from banger EP, WE ARE...!!! also to be complimented by trax from zhere new EP, burn it out FOR a totale CRAYcray set!!

CiCADE- fallingrockets(JUSTaBANDtoss)

JUSTaBAND-Aarghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

NOW just cuz i CANT be rezistingz zhis vun........ a funktastique electronic BOomzoom of a BOYsNOIZErec. persuasion.....KAPOW!! zhis vun has been on a CONSTANT repeatingz inze stockholm manloft KEEPing ME vvarm from ze nordic freezzzze!!.....

PUZIQUe- SUITE9

**so i hope zees be makingz upp fur mein ABsensez...ill be back soonz for more sjukening beats und treatz.....AHH also for mein hanzes zhat is kickingz it on thiz side of ze GLOBEunz...ze dansers mecca, ze annual iLOVEtechno festunz i BELGIQUE, is popping off next month und zhere are STILL TIX LEFT!!!

PUSS PUSS! <3

!! NOT TO REPEAT mineself BUT.......

2008-10-09T22:48:00.007+02:00

!!HEJ hej to all of mine boobearz!! CHYAA.... IMz like soo happy to be back und livingz a real life vviffout all ze stress of mine travelingz!! I CAN totallze be dancing und relaxingz to ze smooth dance groovyz en ze pleazures of my MANLOFT i stockholms!!!! FANTASMIC!!!

SO like ive been figuringz zhat like ive already posted a few muziks fran zese sweaty rhythm makerz...BUT like i took a most SACRED und SEXYcool vow to be like givingz all of my hanzes ze hottezt und must-having DANCE boom boomz!! SO ZHAT means like even vven i have to be postingz my favz OVER und OVERZZ!!! PEOWW!! dez freaking sweaty sweaty lovejam!!!!

FIRZT off iz sexboiz franska duo DONOVAN...who completely smash any BANGER toss zey be touching!! FOR real...like infinitee faith to zees babiez! so itz ANOZER SEBASTIAN T tossedjam!!! WHO KNEW??... i demand zhat everyvun iz blowing mindz, rumpz, und bumpz to zhis one!!! VROOoooM PEOW PEOW!!!

sebastian tellier- kilometer(DONOVANtossing)

UND zhere vvas no vay i could be sleeping if i didnt bloggenz zhis one.........even if i vvas just done havng like a grande double peow peow dancingsesh zhat took like a whole year or szomething cray like zhat.....YOU SZIMPLY HAVE to start getting downzy to ze knew BOEOES KAELSTIGEN jamz zhat have been dropping fran zere newest EP!! zhese svensk team truly iz knowing how to make mine bootyz go clap!!! BOOMBOOM!! even more hotter zan an erik jockystrap, zanderfran zurich, mit eine djOFACE ice cream tag team szandvvich!! YAH.......zat hotty hot!!!

boeoes kaelstigen- cecta

!!!from FOGGY townz to SOGGY townz!!!!!

2008-10-07T22:38:00.006+02:00

HEJ to all av my beautifuls babez out zhere!!.... so I HAVE like finally returned from mine HUGE hotty hot journeyz zthru ze UK.... FANTASTIC!! POW!!!

!!!LIKE ive boom boomed min vvayz all ze way upp to scotlund und back downzy again to LONDONtown, leaving a sticky icky trail av JOSEF love!!! I HAD a szimply fantastic und crazee timez and had like oh soo many highlights!!!

CHOO know i had to be taming zhos dancefloz BUT my all timez cray cray moment vvas ven I TOTALLY HAD ein heart to heart mit JAMES FORD from freaking SIMIAN MOBILE DISCO!! KABLOW!!!!!!! CHYAA!!! HE vvas totally rocking ze sticks at london super klubb, matter, and I vvass like "so JAMEZy like vvatt vvould a little boi fran oberlichtenau hav to DO in order to get you to pump his all time fav, ITz ZE BEAT!!"".... und he vass like..."umm i don't know something totally vvild und cray cray.........SIKE... I VILL totally play it right now!!!.... SO i vass like "great"... und he proceeded to lay down a sickening remix of itz ze beat mit bandmate JAS..... I FRIGGIN got downzy like no ozher, und i vass shticky all over cuz I HAD totally shprunked un min underhosen veen I vvas chatting to JAMEZY!!!! OOPsY!!! BOOM BOOM!!!

ANYWHOzy.....ze rest of ze night had been spent completely uppshteitz un my pantzy und making lotz of friendz like a crazy ass BRITch named LOU....she talked zhru only half of her mouf and knew my name und loved giving high fives!! SHE vass like "im getting married"... and I vass like..."weird/great."

ANYVAYZ...don't mean to be bragginz but it vvas vun of ze best moments in my livingz! FOR realzy! UND now im back in stockholmtown und ready to start dropping some zsick jamz that hav been pumping from my flat lately!!! so get downzy my beautiez!!! LOVE YOU und MISSD YOU!!!

oh und if you don't already hav zis....any crookers iz an abzolute must havingz!!! CIAO ciao!

kid cudi-day und nite (crookers toss)

*BONUS GAME* VVHERE's JOSEF?!?... try to FIND JOSEF hidden amongst ze photos of hotty hot svensk partiers!!! CHYAA!!

!!!MON FRANCAIS EST CRAY CRAY!!!!!

2008-09-27T20:03:00.012+02:00

SOoz BROSEF's und HOESEF's.. like i undershtand zhat my priority iz to report oon ze ever POPPING und not SHTOPPING SVENSK DANCE scene... BUT like zhere is abzolutely ZERO vvay to ignore zhe synth electro revolution scene zhat has TOTALLY been taking place in FRANCE. Everyvun is like hip to ze ed banger success und all but zhe french synth house/electro CONNEXTION iz doing some really fantastical thingz und thayz are so FREAKING KILLING IT RIGHT NOW!!!

FROMz such SUPABALLERTICIANs as kavinsky, lifelike, sebastiAn, feadz, etc...to ze valerie connSEXtion of college, maethelvin, anoraak, the outrunners, etc. ALL of zhis madness makez just vun big sweaty synth cess pooool of electro. FROM bangin remixes to champion synth originals,... zhees humdingers are szupa szupa hotty hot hot right now und who knows vvhat zhis scene iz capable of!

OH SO FORTUNATELY last nacht, i vvaass able to experience such franska mastery in formz of VUN ever so popular synth dance und master of disguize stud, DANGER!! It vas freaking INCROYABLE!! ALL night i vaz joining in a 80's-movie/videogame-soundtrack-esque sweaty-fest mit all av my svensk hotties!!! Honestly vun must experience a show like zhis in order to realize just how zhis scene ist totaallzy taking zhis continent by STORM!!! CHYAAA!!!

WELL anywhoz, I vvill totally drop zhis danger toss on fellow frenchman und bisexual sexpot, sebastian tellier. Mit his grooving hit DIVINE!!! MMM hhmmm!..ALSO get downzy to thiz danger killer, 9H20!...HOPEFULLEez zhis vvill hold you hanzes over for a week or so cause like im headed to LONDONtown ASAP for a weekz worth of absurdly uber-neon electro klubbingz!! BOOM BOOM!!!! ALL to be topped off by a redunk friday THIS IS NOT LONDON show till 5am, headlined by none ozha zan my brit idols, SIMIAN MOBILE DISCO!!!! CHYAA CHYAA BABeeez!!! sOO PUMPd to shake mah RUMP!!! Ill def try to keep all of yooz updated, und if you guyz like ever iz getting bored, dj eriks dance vid is always a smash HIT!!!! duuuble PEOW !!!!!!!

PUSS PUSS!!!!

Divine- sebastian tellier(DANGERTOZZ)

9H20-Danger

OMGizzzz!!!! like HOW emBARE-ASSing!!!!! SVVEATY BOOM ZOOM!!!

2008-09-26T16:52:00.006+02:00

I TOTALLZee JUST CAME........across zhis super top secret VID of apfelturnovers very own ERIK dancing in his vvhitey-oh-so-tightee JACQUES STRAP mit his FAVOURITE tennis racket!!! ZHIS vvas essentially happeningz like at least everydayz last year vvhen myself und dj erik verr living together!!!! AT ANYpoint of zhe day, vun could find erik shaking his streudel noodle mit eine underhosen jocky! WHAT A TASTEE TREAT!!! ppeeoow!!

.... I GUESSS erik recently performed in a svveaty wetty strip club en espana, judging by zhe funky jamz being pumped!!! SO glad he put zhis up on zhe Utube for everyvun to get down to!!! BIG UPPz to erik!!! mmmm hmmmm......LOVES IT!!!

KRAM!!

TOSSed LOVE SAUCE all over zhese CLASSIQUES!! BOom boom!!

2008-09-26T16:21:00.005+02:00

WHAT what up yallz!! I HAVE TO KEEP zhis short und svveeet cuz IM like szmothering myself mit special klubb sauce OOZING from my comp SPEAKERS!!!

Imz totallzy like WILD'ing OUT alla over zheez new tossed jamz! FIRST OFF imma lay downzy zhis too hot to trot mix of ultimo Josef und Erik FAV Le night dominator from swede bangerfactory, the touch!! ZHIS was pumping like i don't know how many times on ze wobc airwaves. VVE Love it und had like mad rainbow parties to it!!....zheres a slightly switched upp intro and ending BUT anywhonow, thiz is a must have for anyvuns dancings archive!!

le night dominator- the touch

UND for zhis one i vaas like absurdly skeptical for like i'z totallzy tzhinking that zhis song und everyvun of zhe remixez ive hurrrd was like beyond played out. BUT for realz, our loverBOIz, LAZrtag has completely churned anozhar vun outgang und dropped my socks!! This new mia paper planes take iz truly quite good muzik und vvill have even zhee biggest herbtastic skeptix bangzing zheir headz!! BIG upz to lazRtag for getting downzy no matter who now or vahht it iz!!

mia-paper planes(lazrtagtossage)

MICKAELLLL MINDDDFUUCCKK

2008-09-25T08:59:00.006+02:00

Ya, so ive beenz totallly fumpzing to allz zeeez hott hotttttttt veatz dåt joseph haz benz poststing on da blob, but rigghtz noow im juzt zitting unz da beach und znaking un deez supercalientez fizshstickz und i vas juzt sinking boutz ven duringgz ze summaz ven i vas likez totallly cruuzingz da straightz un my superfresca nu fiat zcopingoutz suuu muny uberhotz fraulinez und backseatzbanging 2 dis nazzzty beatzopolis dat iz duh MICHAEL MIND- Ridez liKeZ Da Vind (KlAaS RemIX) but sumntimez i get dis shiverz un myz brautinschpunterz cuz i vuz likez totalllyz listening 2 dis song ven i vas cruzzing at nitetimez vit my ubperawesomez amigoz de Carrrlislez und ve like totally manslaughteerd diz funkie schmelling homezlisz dude und ve sought he vas likez totally dead und ve thruz hum un da rivver, butz he vas like soooooo alivez und he spentz duh whole summma remindingz uz aboutz dat time ve totalllly hithimz. He vas likez "I knowz vat yoouz guyz didz lazt summmaz!" und i vas likez, ya, butz you stinkz morz dan anotherz Justice D.A.N.C.E. remixz. so ve vur likez totallly evenz. he vas likez uber industrial grrrrungyz mit diz suuperscratchyz beeard. I totallyz pozted hiz picture uhbuvz. I meannz cumon like, gettz a haircutzz. youz lukz likez an awkwardz midddlez skool sazquach.

Muchos bezos del Palo enz Málaga, Zpain.

Michael Mind - Ride like the wind (klaas remix)

APOLOGIES und s-holmTEASE!!! boooom boom!!

2008-09-24T16:29:00.006+02:00

SO FIRST und FOREMOST I like totally MUST apologize to all av you hanzes out zhere!! I HAVE completelyz been slacking on zhese posts... PART OF it iz dues to my busy busy dance schedule, und i zsink zhe othza vvould have to be my recuperationz from ERIKs ALREADY INFAMOUS POSTINGZ!!! CHYYaaaahh.. im luving it STILL ... und i muzt agree more like I HAVE SOO many problemz vvhen IM completely SCHPRUNKn cause some hotty hot hotty mit eine body iz just looking fresh to death!!! PEOW pEOW!!

   SO ANYvvays, zhe sweaty dance spots do just not shtopp here in S-town, und pretty soon I must get starting to get ready for EINE ESS KLUBB cause its TOTALLY WEDNESDAY Nacht dance klubbing time!! UND you know  stockholmtown stud, cristian dinamarca vill be holding it down mit special guest ozgur CAN!!!! CHYAAA!!!  SOoo like i must totally be getting ready soon, but just szo all of my loverz don't feel left outz, get downzy on this funky Ozgur Can groove!!! PEOOW...PUSS och KRAM!!!

ozgur can- it remains(originaltoss)

I juzt luvvvvvvzz da beeaachzzz!

2008-09-14T22:31:00.009+02:00

So i vas like totallly laying out in da sun in vun uv sunder spains bonita suuper xclusive beaches and i vas listening tu the superhot Poet Name Life remix uv Glamorous by my all timez favez clumzy queen frau FERGIE und dirtyboi Ludacris. und i was like totally vatching diz hotz fraulinez play padleballz and vuz like i voud totallllly suport thur shuz fetishz. und after i vuz like daydreamzing fur likez evur i hadz 2 turnz ovaz 2 hidz my brautverst cuz it vas totalllllly schpundunderz.

Glamorous-Fergie feat luda (poetnamelife remix)

WEAZzY but STAYIN BREEZzY!!! CHyaa!!

2008-09-12T01:33:00.006+02:00

KVELL... looks like zhe cool nordic chill zhat have like totally taken over zhis city has caught me offz ze guard und given me THA sickkness!!! PERHAPS it was me strutting around in nothing but zhe tiniest cutoffs jortz VVHEN everybody else lookz like zheyre ready for ze gulags!!! FOR REALZ!!! OPPZ'sy......BUTt LITERALLY, nozhing could evah sshhtop JOSEF from jamming it out for to zhe new HOT HOT tunes zhat keepsz my blondie hosts' bodiez shweaty und yearning for MORRE..mmmmm.. DONT evenz get me started!!! WOOT WOOT!!
ANYWHO, big newz on zhe swedish front: sexy sexy SVENSK lover boy trio BOEOES KAELSTIGEN, who i abzolutely love!!, JUST ANNOUNCED theyre gonna drop zheir new vinyl EP SEPT30!! which is sure to GET ZHAT rump of yourz moving to zTHEIR grooving!! CHYAA.... IM LIKE, sooo pumped up for zhis one IF YOU CANT TELL!!...ppppPEEOW!!!
SO IF you like check zheir site soon enough IM sure you can cop it until you CANT SHTOPP IT!! BUT JUST in case you can't wait, ill toss up the BOEoes boiz's take on this printer beat... SO FANTAzzMIC! ....OKAY, ENJOI loverz!!!!
PUSS PUSS!!!!! muah!!

BOEOES KAELSTIGEN TOSS- I SWEAR (printer)

totalzy BANGnewBANGa Tensta VID!!

2008-09-09T14:48:00.000+02:00

Hejsan babiez!!! NEW HOT HOT HIP Vid from Stockholm boi toi ADAM TENSTA ft Eboi!!! IM SURE well be hearing these zweatyheady verses on many a remix to come!! TOTAL peow peow!!

I szink i EVEN SAW zander from zurich in some of those hot shots

UK toss on SWEDISH sweetie<3

2008-09-07T17:18:00.000+02:00

HEj hej sexies!!! VVHAT UPP? just wanted to drop tzhis new gangbanger for all to lovez und like share!! YUM!... UK 2 hotties mit bodies, PUNKS JUMP UP, tossed up a new take on stockholm dreamboat Lykke Li!!! sounds diirrrty chyah?!

Lykke Li-breakin it up(PUNKSJUMPUPtoss)

WELL CUZ ITZ TOtALLY IZ!!! GET DOWN to this grapeJAM for to spread all over your long week breakfast kugel! CAUSE chyoo already known thiz has been on constant repeat in JOSEF's vvurst factory!!! MMMMMm mmmm.........

ciao ciao beauties!!!

IMPOSSIBLE to ESCAPE...aka FANTAZTICsickNESS!!!!

2008-09-07T14:17:00.000+02:00

OK chics und dics!!!! I totally am like szitting here in my apartment lookin outz over zhe sloppy but comforting grey skys of STOCKHOLMs, attempting to recover MY HEAD from an INsanely SZICK und hot weekend of DANCEing, TWIZTings, und GRRINDing!!! OMFGzzz, LOVE IT....BUT ANYwhoNOW if thereZ one defining artzists OR SONG zhat one can NEeever ever escape while cruizing and bruizing the clubs of stockholm, is F-ing FAMILJEN!!! YAhhh of Zhe VERY same Hassleholm BOIZ duo that have been rockking some serious socks for a few years now!

ITz literrally impossible to not run into or be surrounded by a groupz of millionz little BLONDE haired BRIGHT blue eyed pre-teens shrieking zhe lyrics... DET SNURRAR I MIN SKALLE!!!!...thiz group also includez my 20yr old roomiE SEANNN!

SO MY POINTZ are like being zhat thiz country is absolutely COO COOs for JOHAN Karlsson's coco meatpiece!! BUT IN NO vvayz am I complaining...BEING in a land Surrounded BY ppl who seem to love zhis electropop powerhuset just az MUCH AS ME, is sziimply FANTASTICal und pretty much HEAVENz. NOT to mentionz that szeeing zees loverBOIZ zhe other day was most likely zee numbver EIN moment I HAVE ever had by myself.!! CHYYAah for serious!!

HEYnowbruncow!! SO in tribute of hearing a million und one familjen songz thiz weekend and zhe fact zhat its probablyz SO not going to stop anytime sooon!! (THANK GOSH!) I GOtta throw up zhere newest VID of hit Huvudet i Sanden, directed by JOHANsoderberg aka zhe hanze who made tzheir ill det snurrar vid. SO ENjoi my lovERz and never ever get tired of FAMILJEN (imPOSHible!)..cause in sweden it'z actually a law that you can't!! PEOW PEOW!\
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OH and also get downzy on this DET SNURRAR cat burglar remix (my personal fav)

det snurrar i min skalle-familjen(catburglarTOSS)

PUSS!

LORD und B-boi fo reallllzz ;)...

2008-09-05T00:35:00.000+02:00

SO As ive totally been rockin mah socks left und right to ze cool nordic vayz of groove, I COULD not stay resiszting such a banger!! HELLOOOooo.. MOULiNEX is F-ing popping off right now in sooo many dirrrrty vvayz. I TOTALLY love tzem and theyz aboslutely GANgbangIN thiz town!! CHYyyaahh!! SOo i must share thiz tune mit you because thiz munich lovechildren really are tooo good to be 2!! They are also Hitting and Quitting mad EURO spotz, to make for a simply SzICK FALL! Hope all of you HANZEs are killn IT from zha black foresht to BOOM ZOOM town aka SEX!!!...peow!

LOVEs YOU

BEN mono- Jesus was a B-boy (MOULiNEX toss)

just to get THINGZ kickin,

2008-09-01T14:30:00.000+02:00

HEJ hej!!
vvell, just to totally gets tzhis booty fest moooving, I HAD to post mah favs classic feat nasty french house bangermachine LIFELIKE and hiz hot hot video of discopolis. THIS track was totally banging out @ stockholms elite club, F12 during its GRANDE szummer FINALE this saturday. ABZOLUTELY killer setz mit killa bABEZ und fellaz of alll perzsuasions shaking EVERYTSING EVERYWHERE!!! i luv it :)!! BIG UPz to F12 for putting on a szimply FANTASTICal show!!

hej dÅ!! und ciao ciao

den anfang......ALL MAH GIRLZ gettttin downzy

2008-08-10T04:05:00.000+02:00

helloooo to all my hanzes new und old, myself und erik und even our othza collaborators vould definitely love to wvelcome wvhat we calll ZE NNUMBa EIN dancing blogginz in zhe world, HOSTED by ze numbver ein dance banger duo!!!!

ANYWhonow.... a lil intro, Myself und ERIK are hosts of ze bangin radio jam spot eine dance hour mit josef und erik UND also eine apfel turnover mit josef und erik, you mightve heard of zem.... This sweaty boom zoom jamz sessh based out of WOBC radio via OBERLIN, or via our hometown OBERLICHTENAU,germany tantalized und plaisurized many a young'n. UND also launched zhe careers of one DJ OfACe und ZANDER from zurich...i tsink you heard of tzhem!!! CHYAHHH!!!! UND NOW erik und MOI is totally taking a half of this hot hot 2008 year to TRAVEL to dance mecca's in order to give all of our loversz (YOU!) a true doseing of zhe magical and bountiful world of what we call our hairykrizhna!! DANCE MUzik...siiiiiiicckNESS!

ANYWAYS, wve vvould totally love all of you to keep up with our bloggingz cause not only will zay make u love and happyer...tzeyll basically make you a better person....PeeoOWW PEOW!!

ERIK VIll be focusing his researchings in the sweaty love jungles of southern EZSPANA!! mmm mmmm MALAGA!!. Wvhile myself, Josef, vvill be twiszting and shouting to zhe bangin tunes pumping out of das DANCEkapital of STOCKHOLM, SVERIGE!! I loooove IT!! SO WITHOUT FURTHER Adoooo'zzz. Lets BANG!!!!